This week’s #MondayMotivation: You’re not a weak B*tch

I recognize it’s Thursday and I’ve missed the mark by three full days…but f*ck it.

This week, I want to give myself permission to grieve.

Grief is the uglier side of accomplishment and success. We rarely acknowledge it because we forget how difficult releasing old habits and facing the painful discomfort of change can be on the way to achieving our goals. It’s hard to accept that despite trying our best, we still fall behind and fail miserably. It’s hard to deal with the fact that we’d rather punch ourselves in the throat then force ourselves to do something we’ve been avoiding, or get hit by a bus than drag our “bikini” bodies to the gym.

It’s okay to admit that everything totally sucks a fat d*ck sometimes.

This week was particularly challenging for me, as it was filled with self-doubt and hit or miss job interviews, 3 a.m. I’m-not-good-enough meltdowns, and self-defeatist internal conversation. It was a week in which I bitterly avoided writing because, “I’M NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT AND THERE ARE NO CREATIVE JOBS YOU CAN GET WITHOUT EXPERIENCE, BUT I NEVER DID AN INTERNSHIP AND MY COVER LETTER CAN’T DO JUSTICE TO MY PERSONALITY, AND MY WORK IS SHIT SO I SHOULD GIVE UP.”

The struggle to pursue a creative career that provides a life with deeper meaning and distinct sense of purpose has at times left me drowning in resentment and dejection. I’m often confronted by the deeply demoralizing reality of pages and pages of rejection emails. While the first stinging five to ten are tolerable, everything after that becomes depressing resignation.  Regardless, each time I’ll allow that same glimmer of hope permission to shine between cracks of cynicism, because what else can you do?

I recognize this is basically the opposite of motivating, and it’s rarely discussed outwardly in our mainstream conversation because it starts to sound so morose and pathetic.

So let me switch gears.

Trying and sometimes succeeding, while mostly failing to land writing jobs has been the ultimate measure of my resolve, resilience to rejection, and overall tolerance for being miserable.

That being said, I’m learning to be okay with the fact that in my experience, following my dreams is so f*cking hard. I could scream until my throat gets raw and still barely scratch the surface of the frustration and hopelessness I often feel when submitting my work time after countless time, only to receive another, “You’re not currently what we’re looking for.”

Still, I’ll willfully throw myself into that fire until someone likes what I’ve got to say and pulls me out. It doesn’t matter how many times I fail because this is what I love to do.

This week, I just want to say that occasionally fixating on your frustrations and disappointment with the current reality doesn’t make you depressing, inadequate, or a weak B*tch. In fact, it means you care about something enough to be genuinely affected by it. So f*ck it, if you want to be sad that you’re not totally killin’ it (whatever that means to you), then do it. Feel it and move through it, allow yourself to experience pain rather than pretend that your life isn’t engulfed in flames. At the end of it, pull yourself together and remember to give yourself street cred and a pat on the back for all of the SUPER AMAZING, AWESOME things you have accomplished. Accept that you’re going to feel shitty and defeated sometimes, and get back to the grind.


How to Start Prioritizing Your Time

I kicked off this week by writing about procrastination and how to combat it. Then, on Tuesday, I experienced about half a day of that. I skipped my workout, layed around in my pajamas, watched Ricky and Morty, did a sink load of dishes, and chipped away at relentless loads of laundry. Although important to get the laundry and dishes taken care of, I could’ve spent the in-between time writing more articles, creating more content, or watching some tutorials on branding.

Ahh, but alas, we are merely mortal works in progress.

So, I forgave myself for the lazy day (deeming it self-care) and decided to share a little bit about prioritizing our time and how to start implementing a plan for success.

The first thing I’ve realized is that it’s best to create a few categories for your tasks, ie. urgent, important, not important. There’s actually a chart you can make and put on any visible surface that you can access here. I find it incredibly helpful when I’m trying to choose which category my projects or chores fit into. Emily at Loved for Always shared this chart below on her site and it offers a preview of its practical application:




So figuring out what your most pressing tasks and deadlines are (ie. things will go terribly wrong if you don’t do this) is the priority. Then you work from there. Consider what things will have consequences for not doing, such as replying to work emails or setting up a dentist appointment for that cavity you discovered, then move onto what will bring you closer to success and a sense of accomplishment in reaching your goals.

Admittedly, I don’t use the chart the way it is shown above, but I do apply the same ideas. I make a to-do list that I rank by numbers, one being the most important and pressing task that I MUST GET DONE TODAY, NO EXCUSES – all the way to the most menial, around fifteen or twenty. That way, I can get all of my projects, ideas, and tasks down on paper so they aren’t floating around in my head distracting me. It takes some effort, but I find that if I do it the night before, I get a better quality of sleep because I don’t have 50 different things running through my brain. You can always add to the list, and having a to-do list filled with crossed off tasks is just so satisfying.

Play around with it and do what works for you. Maybe you’re already a master prioritizer, in which case, my hat’s off to you. If not, explore different ways of approaching your to-do list and feel free to share which approach kept you productive.



Today’s #MondayMotivation: How to Stop Procrastinating


Goooood morning, badass people of the world.

It’s Monday, which means the tragic death of your relaxing, probably pumpkin-filled and Netflix watching weekend. So, it’s time for another dose of motivation to get you through this week…or at least this morning.

Since I spent my weekend away from the computer, yet still thinking about how I “should” sit down and create some content for the week, I decided to tackle the most sneaky form of self-sabatoge: PROCRASTINATION.

With so many forms of entertainment at our fingertips, it’s SO easy to get distracted from our original task. Big projects or tasks can feel overwhelming and to tackle one we’ve specifically been avoiding is straight-up anxiety provoking. What really gets me, is that it takes more effort to make excuses for not doing something, rather than simply starting a to-do list.

The tricky thing about procrastination is that we often have a hard time recognizing when we’re doing it. Sometimes it presents itself as “productive procrastination.” Completing less important tasks ie. washing the dishes, deep cleaning the oven, organizing our closet, etc. in favor of the priority tasks. We also rationalize our procrastination by convincing ourselves we need the “perfect” set-up. We wait for the right environment, resources, or inspiration, paralyzing and trapping ourselves in a cycle of avoidance.

It’s the enemy of productivity and robs us of opportunities to feel accomplished and satisfied with how we’ve chosen to spend our time.

So how do we stop this cycle?

Okay, first of all – I have notoriously been a MASTER procrastinator. For years I claimed to want to be a writer more than anything, yet recorded very little about my travels, experiences, and even day-to-day insights. I know firsthand that it is far from easy to change that behavior and form new habits. I also know that you can absolutely do it.

Here are a couple tips I learned along the way.

  1. Be honest with yourself. It’s important to get a sense of what drives us to avoid action that would inevitably lead to our successes. Ask yourself why you’re procrastinating – and tell the truth. Is it because big undertakings create a lot of anxiety and feel too overwhelming? Is it a fear of failure or not being perfect? How about success and fearing an inability to re-create something wonderful? Sometimes it’s having low energy, waking up on the wrong side of the bed, or a lack of motivation. Whatever the reason, the more you can understand the underlying issues, the easier it becomes to tackle.
  2. Write and break it down. Creating a visual representation or to-do list of your priority projects will give you a better sense of what needs to be done and in which order. Break them into smaller pieces and start with baby steps. Completing one or two tasks usually offers a sense of relief and accomplishment that motivates us to keep going.
  3. Limit distractions. This goes back to being honest with yourself. If you know that it’s almost impossible to get work or a workout done in your apartment, you need to pack up and head to a nearby coffee shop, gym, or library. If the internet itself is your problem, stay away from seventeen opened tabs and force yourself to stick with the one until that email is drafted.
  4. Use a timer. I’m not joking. Most of us have smartphones, which means you have a clock app and can set timers or alarms. I bought a digital kitchen timer on Amazon because I really struggle with distractions and time management. A timer enables me to chunk out my day, then holds me accountable for completing whatever it is I’m working on within that time period

I know it doesn’t happen overnight, but try starting with one small task and accomplish the shit out of it! It sounds funny, but buying a timer was one of the best things I ever did for my creative projects. It may be something different for you, so feel free to explore what your specific blocks are and how you can support yourself.

This week, let’s commit to productivity!


You’re Going to Get Rejected


I want to tell you the world is wonderful and you’ll always be celebrated for the exceptional, unique butterfly your mother thinks you are. I’m not really a liar though, so I’m going to tell you that’s bullshit. No matter how extraordinary you think you are, (or how much your parents shield you), you’re going to get rejected so many times. In every capacity…and it never stops sucking.

The thing that makes rejection particularly painful is that when we are overlooked, we have a tendency to equate our worth with someone else’s measure or opinion of who we are. It negates our inherent, fundamental need to feel that we belong. We take it deeply personal, as if this rejection symbolizes our unworthiness as a person and what we’re able to offer. Rather than using it as insight and working on self-improvement, or recognizing that this particular rejection is about them and their preferences, we tend to close ourselves off to future risk-taking and vulnerability.

That being said, rejection certainly has its place. It serves to create healthy competition and drives our desire for self-improvement and achievement, creating a “thick skin” – ie. we can do better next time. It humbles us, providing oftentimes painful, yet necessary opportunities to develop resilience and challenges us to self-examine…things that are unavoidable on the road to success.

At the risk of sounding like a sad loser, I cannot even recall the overwhelming amount of times I’ve been rejected – in love and friendships, in my writing, and in any other areas of relative importance. However, I’m not embarassed to admit that I’ve written boring, terrible content or cringe-ily thrown myself haphazardly at aloof, uninterested men. All of my rejections have served to push me towards a deeper understanding of myself,  broader self-awareness, and a higher quality of writing. Oh, and also, lots of melodramatic, ugly weeping on my bedroom floor.

In order to get over a big rejection, feel that shit. Feel devastated, disappointed, sad, and apathetic about everything. Give yourself space to experience the loss of an idealistic outcome. Then, get back on the bandwagon. It can be difficult to navigating the delicate balance between allowing rejection to be a grain of salt, and extracting new knowledge from it. Try not to dwell because the more you can accept rejection as simply a part of life, the quicker you will recover from its sting.

My favorite thing in the world, The School of Life has (of course!) an awesome video on how to recover from rejection, specifically from a relationship. Check it out:


#MondayMotivation: Balance

Hey, beautiful creatures out there!

Last week kicked ass – and sort of didn’t. I was able to accomplish a ton, while alternatively suffering the gory realities of being a lady. Regardless of my PMS meltdowns and dramatic episodes, I’m #COMMITTED to this idea of staying consistent. So here’s another article. This week’s focus is:


Although not in the way you may think. I don’t mean in the grounded, yoga way (although that way is awesome). Instead, I’m going to skip being new age-y about it and try to be less extreme and more balanced in my views.

There’s a lot of politicizing about literally EVERYTHING right now. Which means we’re going to encounter a lot of alienating lines in the sand.

Maybe we could just do this thing called listening.

We’ve got to commit to critical thought and a continuous search for truth and understanding, because the more we divide, the less we’re able to relate to one another and change the parts of the system we don’t like or agree with.


This week, I’m going to read things I normally wouldn’t, investigate sources I don’t necessarily question

all that deeply, and examine my own biases in the way I percieve the world. The more we’re able to challenge our own views, the less affected and

defensive we are when someone disagrees with our way of seeing things. Things are getting pretty serious out there, so let’s try to regroup and rethink some of our deeper held beliefs.

See you next week!




Why Perfectionism Will Crush Your Soul

Can I just start by saying, f*ck perfectionism?

That evil, the little goblin is my most compulsive addiction. It’s a specific variety of masochism for which many of us assume we experience privately, in the confinement of our own minds.

Except for we don’t. Raise your hand if you want to be perfect, but know you never will be, so you distract yourself with food and Netflix and cry silent tears of inadequacy into your pizza.

@Aparnapkin knows what’s up

Haha, what? Definitely not me…

Here’s the thing. Perfectionist tendencies do not remain hidden in the secrecy of our internal experience. They bleed into every aspect of our lives. They quietly emerge in the form of unbelievably high expectations for our romantic partners, inflexible standards of acceptable behavior for others, and most agonizingly, constant, restless murmurs of the unrelenting inner critic, compelling us to strive ever upward.

That motherf*cker never pauses to acknowledge our immense efforts or extraordinary accomplishments.

It’s a ravenous little creature, demanding more than you could ever possibly deliver, never retreating, perpetually judging, perusing for mistakes or defects.

Prepare yourself: this is about to get dark.

It drives you to a distinct form of self-hatred, deteriorating your self-esteem and once sufficient self-worth in an insatiable effort to attain the unattainable.

Maybe the most dangerous attributes of perfectionism are its abilities to paralyze you while simultaneously encouraging you to compare yourself to others, convincing you that you’re never going to be good enough.

If you, like myself, prefer a specific and equally as unfortunate variety of mental torture, over-thinking, you’re regularly assuming failure or an inability to measure up, sabotaging each new creative venture before it begins, driving you to waste countless hours thinking, yet never doing.

I have spent weeks strategically avoiding my writing in an effort to silence the demands of burgeoning ideas sprouting in my brain because I didn’t think they were good enough, or that I would fail to get it just right, or worst of all that frankly, they were not worth reading.

There’s nothing wrong with an appetite for success. In fact, purpose, drive, and ambition beget progress. It’s when we get carried away, becoming obsessive and unforgiving of our failings, demanding greater and greater returns. We manage to squeeze every last drop of joy and satisfaction from our pursuits, robbing ourselves of the fulfillment and peace of mind we gain from a job well-done.

The reality is, we are all deeply flawed creatures. Nothing we will ever do is going to be perfect, which means we’re forced to become comfortable with the idea of, “good enough.” We’re all familiar with the old cliche, “You are your harshest critic.” So give yourself permission to reimagine your definition of success…and of joy and contentment for that matter. What does success mean to you? You already know my main squeeze The School of Life has your back in this video:

But seriously, does everything really need to be perfect in order for you to relax into any given moment and enjoy it? Dude, sometimes the answer is, “YES! I CANNOT RELAX UNTIL I HAVE CONTROL OVER EVERY ASPECT OF MY LIFE.” That’s okay too, we aren’t perfect, remember?

Also, stop comparing yourself to other people. I’m mostly saying that to myself as I’ve had to practice #latergram for a while. Take a breather from social media, step away from the never-ending stream of superficial messages that confirm you’re somehow falling behind.

You are not other people, you are yourself – with your own story. Your miserable and marvelous experiences, heartaches, dreams, and triumphs are uniquely your own. There is no real room for true, objective comparison when it comes to measuring our successes against the achievements of others, so allow yourself room to fail, learn, and grow.

Today’s #MondayMotivation: Consistency

Helloo humans of the world.

It’s another Monday, filled with a reluctance to return to the grind. However, Mondays are my Sunday since I grudgingly spend Fridays and Saturdays slingin’ dishes to make my dreams come true. It’s Columbus Day, which means it might be your extra Sunday too! Luckily, I’ve got some extra time to hit you up with a weekly dose of #mondaymotivation.

This week’s topic: CONSISTENCY! 

That’s right…that one, unavoidable element that draws a line in the sand between habitual procrastination and genuine accomplishment.

I’ve been on a consistency kick lately since it’s something I rarely practice and am trying (and often failing miserably) to be an “adult.” Despite being obsessive about the gym and trying to implement healthy habits, I typically do everything I can to avoid consistency when it relates to my creative projects. This includes but is not limited to:

  • Browsing obscure gadgets I will never use or buy on Amazon
  • Plucking my eyebrows
  • Reading various news platforms and becoming internally self-righteous and superficially offended over things that have nothing to do with me

Which, by the way, is stupid as fuck and completely counterintuitive to making it as a “creative.” Luckily, I started using John Lee Dumas’s The Mastery Journal (I mentioned this in my vlog ). So, to help you kick off your week, I’m including a few suggestions on how to be more consistent with something you’ve been neglecting.

  1. Choose ONE realistic thing you want to focus more attention on this week. Note: when I say realistic, what I mean is, start with baby steps and choose something small/realistically achievable for your week. (Unless you’re already a productivity master, then you do you). Paying off all of your college debt in seven days or doing an entire lifestyle overhaul may not be feasible. Maybe you could commit to five-minute meditations or to take your dog for walks daily. Take care to choose an undertaking that won’t overwhelm you or set you up for failure, you know what I mean?
  2. Write it down. Record your desired goal and create a plan of attack the night before. Be specific – when are you going to make time for this goal and how do you intend to direct your energy towards it? Will you fit it into your morning routine or when you get home from work? Stumbling around in the dark until you’ve downed coffee, speeding to work because you don’t have a morning routine? Maybe that’s this week’s challenge.
  3. Stop making excuses. Even as I type this out I can feel the little shame goblin on my shoulder shit-talking me for being the consummate hypocrite. So I give this advice to you as much as I direct it towards myself. I know firsthand that it’s easy to make rationalizations that support avoiding the things we don’t feel like doing. It’s also a straight shot to self-criticism and procrastination-frustration station.

My goal this week is to write for at least one hour, every day. It seems easy now, but who knows when my eyebrows or NPR will once again capture me in their clutches and drag me into a hole of avoidance. Check out my vlog for updates on my progress. Mostly, good luck, people!